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FOMONAD

CRYPTO DEGENERACY: AUTOMATED

Getting rugged is inevitable. Why not have fun with it it?

HOW TO GET RUGGED WHY THIS EXISTS
// 01

HOW TO PLAY

FoMonad is a gamified launchpad for algorithmically-priced yield-bearing Vibecoins with built-in shillenomics. All the fun of crypto. None of the pretending.

3 WAYS TO WIN

// 01
HODL VIBECOIN
Every Vibecoin holder gets a cut of every buy and sell.
/* Unlike every other memecoin,
which doesn't reward you at all. */
// 02
PULL THE RUG
Last one to buy the Vibecoin before selling unlocks gets up to 21% of the pump volume.
/* The community chooses who pulls
the rug, not the developers. */
// 03
SHILL FOMONAD
Register a referral code to get 6% of the pump volume.
/* Yet another way to extract value
from your audience. */

THE IMMUTABLE CYCLE

// TAP FOR DETAILS
// 01
THE INSIDERS
2 HOURS
private fixed-price pre-sale
// PHASE 01
THE INSIDERS
EARLY ACCESS FOR foMON HOLDERS · 2 HOURS
  • First pre-sale before the vibecoin is generated.
  • Lowest possible price before the rugpull.
  • foMON holders all buy in at the same price. (You can get foMON by participating in the pump)
  • If you contributed more than 0.1% of this pre-sale, you can register a referral code.
→
// 02
THE "INSIDERS"
10 HOURS
public fixed-price pre-sale
// PHASE 02
THE "INSIDERS"
OPEN · 10 HOURS
  • Final pre-sale before the vibecoin is generated.
  • Second-lowest possible price before the rugpull.
  • Everyone buys in at the same price before the pump.
  • If you contributed more than 0.1% of this pre-sale, you can register a referral code.
→
// 03
THE PUMP
HYPE TIMER
each buy increases price
// PHASE 03
THE PUMP
VIBECOIN GENERATED · HYPE-BASED TIMER
  • Selling is locked until the timer reaches zero.
  • Every buy delays the timer, increases the price, and airdrops foMON.
  • A cut of every buy goes towards all vibecoin holders and the rug fund.
  • Last one to buy before the timer reaches zero wins 90% of the rug fund.
→
// 04
THE RUGPULL
TIMER = 0
selling is unlocked
// PHASE 04
THE RUGPULL
TIMER HITS ZERO · SELLING UNLOCKED
  • Selling is now unlocked. This is where you exit.
  • The last buyer a.k.a. the rugpuller gets their prize, 90% of the rug fund. (No liquidity is removed from the Vibecoin)
  • Vibecoin holders get a 10% cut of every subsequent buy and sell.
  • The remaining 10% of the rug fund seeds the next cycle, which foMON holders (airdropped during the pump) can now start.
// CLICK ABOVE CARDS FOR DETAILS
↺ THE CYCLE REPEATS FOREVER.

THE VIBECOIN

// HUMANS CANNOT BE TRUSTED TO ACCURATELY PRICE VIBES. TRUST THE MACHINE INSTEAD.
RANDOMLY GENERATED
RUGGED
Every round mints a new Vibecoin. Its name, ticker, and logo are randomly generated on-chain.
No creativity required.
ALGORITHMICALLY PRICED
TOTAL DEPOSITED
TOTAL SUPPLY
PRICE
Vibecoin supply and price automatically scales with total deposits, not low-liquidity markets.
VOLATILITY-BASED REWARDS
PRICE
TOTAL HODL REWARD
Every Vibecoin has its own 10% fee on every buy and sell. That fee goes to all other Vibecoin holders as dividends. You still get something for hodling on post-rug.
MORE LIQUID THAN ANYTHING IN YOUR PORTFOLIO.

THE FEE STRUCTURE

// WHERE YOUR BUY GOES
INSIDERS
70% VIBECOIN
20% RUG
6%
4%
"INSIDERS"
80% VIBECOIN
10% RUG
6%
4%
PUMP
59.4% VIBECOIN   +foMON airdrop
6.6% HOLDERS
24% RUG
6%
4%
POST-RUGPULL
90% VIBECOIN
10% HOLDERS
// WHERE YOUR SELL GOES
POST-RUGPULL
90% shMON
10% HOLDERS
You
Vibecoin Hodlers
Rugpull Fund
Referral
foMON Hodlers
20% of the foMON supply will be airdropped to those who pump Vibecoins. These are your ticket to becoming an Insider next round, and get you a cut of all future rounds.
ON-CHAIN. IMMUTABLE. DISCLOSED.

THE SHILLENOMICS

// BECAUSE IT'S NOT AN EXTRACTIVE CRYPTO PROJECT WITHOUT A REFERRAL MECHANISM
fomon.rip/shillmaster

As shown above, registering a referral code gets you a %6 commission of all buys of the pre-rugged Vibecoin.

To qualify, you would have needed to contribute at least 0.1% to one of the pre-sales, or hold more than 0.1% of the pre-rugged Vibecoin. That's it. There are no other requirements.

GET PAID TO DELAY THE INEVITABLE RUG.

YOU'RE NOW INFORMED. GO GET RUGGED.

OPEN APP VIEW CONTRACT
// 02

THE STATE OF THE ART

The crypto industry wants to sell you myths. FoMonad is a game about how crypto is while being honest about it.
Everything below is real. Tap or hover for the comparison.

PUMP.FUN
98.6%
of tokens are rugpulls or fraud. Legal defense: calling itself "rug-pull proof" is non-actionable puffery.
tap/hover →
// FOMONAD
100%
of rugpulls are disclosed upfront. It's literally in the roadmap. No puffery required.
// THE RUG IS THE PRODUCT
// Solidus Labs 2024 ↗
VC TOKENS
85%
of VC-backed tokens launched in 2025 are below their launch price. Median drawdown: 71%. The VCs are fine.
tap/hover →
// VIBECOINS
100%
float from block one. No vesting. No scheduled unlocks. No surprise sell events. Every Vibecoin is priced by a TVL-based algorithm. Math, not marketing.
// PRICE CURVE IS ALWAYS OPEN
// BitcoinEthereumNews 2025 ↗
$TRUMP
$4.3B
lost by 813k wallets. 58 wallets walked away with millions. The dinner invite was for the top 220 holders. The food sucked.
tap/hover →
// FOMONAD
NO DINNER
No pre-loaded wallets. No insider access. No private gala. One winner, determined by a countdown timer. On-chain. Verifiable. No dress code.
// MATH PICKS THE WINNER
// CNBC 2025 ↗
BYBIT
$1.5B
stolen by North Korea in a single transaction. CEO's response: "It was such a huge amount."
tap/hover →
// FOMONAD
NO CUSTODY
The contract holds it, not us. No CEO to social-engineer. No Safe wallet to compromise. The code is the vault, and it's open source.
// IMMUTABLE · NO OWNER FUNCTIONS
// TRM Labs 2025 ↗
MANTRA / OM
90%
crash in 60 minutes. $6B gone. Co-founder: "I literally woke up about 30 minutes ago into this."
tap/hover →
// VIBECOINS
>1 HOUR
The rugpull is on the roadmap. It runs at timer expiry. The timer will always be longer than 60 minutes. We were awake when we wrote it.
// THE CRASH IS THE FEATURE
// CoinDesk Apr 2025 ↗
MONAD / MON
3.3%
community airdrop after 3 years of grinding "Nads." Team + investors: 46.7%. Community: "familiar sour taste of betrayal."
tap/hover →
// foMON AIRDROP
20%
of foMON supply is distributed via probabilistic airdrop to pump phase participants. No Discord grinding required. Just play the game.
// EARN BY PARTICIPATING
// The Defiant Nov 2025 ↗
FRIEND.TECH
$44M
pocketed by founders before bricking the app. FRIEND token: -98%. Daily users: single digits. Paradigm-backed.
tap/hover →
// FOMONAD PROTOCOL FEE
DISCLOSED
Our fee is fixed in the contract at deployment. No admin functions. No kill switch. We can't brick this even if we wanted to.
// IMMUTABLE ON DEPLOYMENT
// Yahoo Finance 2024 ↗
DOGE
$2T
promised in savings. Revised to $1T, then $150B. Actual verified: ~$2B. Federal spending: up 4%. The chainsaw was aesthetic.
tap/hover →
// FOMONAD RUG FUND
ON-CHAIN
Every dollar in the rug fund is verifiable on-chain, in real time. No revisions. No press releases. No chainsaw. Just a block explorer.
// MATH DOESN'T LIE
// Cato / Yahoo News ↗
// THE LIQUIDITY COMPARISON

These are "serious" crypto projects. Every vibecoin is technically more liquid than all of them.

PROJECT CIRCULATING FLOAT VC ENTRY PRICE PUBLIC PRICE PRICE TRAJECTORY EXIT LIQUIDITY
Worldcoin (WLD)↗ 33% ≤$0.30↗ $2.00+ ↓ 85% YOU
Starknet (STRK)↗ 59% ~$0.01↗ $1.80 ↓ never above launch YOU
MegaETH (MEGA)↗ 11.4% ≤$0.01↗ ~$0.12 ↓ 42% of ATH YOU (again)
Avg. 2025 VC token↗ 12.3% discount full price ↓ 71% median YOU
Vibecoin 100% no VC round P₀ + K·s ↑ (until rugpull) CONTRACT
// 03

THE "VISIONARIES"

Featured perpetuators of the fraudulent economy. Each one sold a plan to help save the world, they delivered mythology.

// 01
SAM ALTMAN
CEO, OPENAI — THE AUTOMATOR
// PROMISED
// DELIVERED
AGI generates so much wealth nobody needs to work.
10–20% unemployment projected within 5 years with no safety net. "Most of them are unaware this is about to happen."
UBI flows to every human. Automated abundance.
Worldcoin: scan your iris for $WLD tokens. Banned in 11 countries. Down 98%. "Deceptive marketing to build a biometric database from the bodies of the poor."
"We are now confident we know how to build AGI." — Jan 2025
Best application found for their "AGI": A TikTok clone with 100% slop. Didn't last 6 months.
(We don't want your eyeballs)
// 02
ELON MUSK
CEO, EFFICIENCY™
// PROMISED
// DELIVERED
$2 trillion in government savings via DOGE.
~$2 billion verified. Federal spending up 4%. HVAC maintenance was labeled as DEI. Zero SpaceX or Tesla contracts cut, $38B in subsidies received.
Man on Mars by 2021. Full self-driving since 2016. Hyperloop by 2023.
Still on Earth. Still needs a driver. Hyperloop company shut down.
⚠︎ BrokenPromisesOverflowError
Maximum renderable entries exceeded.
at Visionary.deliver() (promises.sol:2006)
// 03
SAM BANKMAN-FRIED
CEO, PHILANTHROPY — CONVICTED
// PROMISED
// DELIVERED
Earn-to-give altruism. Using profits to save the world.
$8 billion in customer funds missing. Largest crypto fraud in history.
The most transparent exchange in crypto.
FTX collapsed in 72 hours. $32B in market cap wiped.
Regulation-friendly. Working with the SEC.
25 years. Federal prison.
(Our rugpull is on a timer)
// 04
ELIZABETH HOLMES
FOUNDER, THERANOS — CONVICTED
// PROMISED
// DELIVERED
One drop of blood. 200+ lab tests. Democratizing healthcare.
Device ran fewer than 15 tests. Results were dangerously inaccurate.
"A world in which no one ever has to say goodbye too soon."
Patients received false cancer diagnoses. Delayed real treatment.
Time cover. Fortune cover. Forbes. $9B valuation.
$700M in investor fraud. 11+ years, federal prison.
(We don't touch your blood)
// 05
DO KWON
CEO, TERRAFORM LABS — CONVICTED
// PROMISED
// DELIVERED
Algorithmic stablecoin backed by math, not collateral.
UST lost its peg. LUNA: $80 → $0.0001 in 72 hours.
Decentralized reserve currency of the internet. "Lunatics" will hold the line.
$40 billion in market cap wiped. ~200,000 retail investors wrecked.
"I don't debate poor people."
Fled Korea. Arrested in Montenegro. Extradited. 5 years, prison.
(Our depeg is scheduled)
// 06
ADAM NEUMANN
CEO, WEWORK — THE CONSCIOUSNESS
// PROMISED
// DELIVERED
"Elevating the world's consciousness." Not a co-working startup — a movement.
$47B valuation → bankruptcy in 4 years. IPO pulled after S-1 disclosed a $1.9B loss.
Changing how humanity works. Time cover. $47B valuation from SoftBank.
Founder received a $1.7B exit package to leave the company he destroyed.
Community. Energy. The "We" generation.
Chapter 11, 2023. Hot desks still available.
(Here you don't need to "elevate" your consciousness)

The economy these people help glorify only see "trust", "faith", and "belief" as metrics to be gamed for maximum extraction.

// MANIFESTO — THE PART WHERE WE'RE SERIOUS
▶

I started this because the alternative is pretending and feeding the lies. The market does not reward innovative products to better the human experience. It sells the myth of that while, at best, coercing your consent to be bled dry.

At the same time, those with the most capital are pushing toward the complete erasure of individual human creativity and ingenuity, opting to replace individuals with these talents rather than creating tools and environments to better empower and work with them. At least some are starting to realize that amplifying mediocrity doesn't make it less mediocre.

FoMonad is an attempt to take this to its logical conclusion in the DeFi space in the most transparent way possible. In a world where crypto-assets have no intrinsic backing, the need to name a memecoin, upload an image, or even have any level of plausibility toward a token's value are needless points of friction for insiders and protocol builders to get their payout. Additionally, any perceived deception leads to negative public sentiment when it is inevitably discovered. Vibecoins solve all these issues while eliminating opportunity for creative nuance. "In the future, entertainment will be randomly generated." This is the future. Realized.

FoMonad doesn't ask you to believe in a myth, it asks for your informed consent. The rug is disclosed. The timer is public. The winner is whoever holds on longest. This is not a metaphor for the economy. This it is the economy, with the PR department removed.

I couldn't afford to pretend anymore, so I'm giving the market exactly what it wants.